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Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...
Sometimes there could be a bat in his house that he didnt want to have in his house and tried to get it out... That is where it went wrong
I live in Ohio in the hills and if you go out at night in season there's bats all over. I've had them fly into my car before when I left the windows down.
I've been hit in the face by one. Around my house they are quite docile. They're everywhere though.
I thought it was going to say "but with a aluminum one." it took me a minute to figure it all out.
I accidentally hit myself in the head with an aluminum bat one time.
Well, in my opinion... Let's say she and her boyfriend were... Well, uh... If you've ever seen Scary Movie one, just think of it as a bat popping out. And instead of the, the guys the *pardon my grammar* noob.
Tomorrow, you will receive rabies shots from today's FML. FYL
114 - You're legitimately retarded.
Sounds painful.
DON'T EAT GARLIC!!!!!
I would suggest some type of rabies shot..
Took the words right out of my mouth
Probably less painful then getting hit with a baseball bat.
^except rabies shots are painful!
You had me for a second
Yeah me too
I was thinking a metal bat...
I speed read it and thought it got stuck in her hair, so I had one with spikes or something. Thank God it was the animal
I also thought metal bat. I was like OMG ARE YOU DIEDED?
63- dieded? Really?
31- Hey, go easy on the birdie! They arent very intelligent animals.
If I 'were' u.
'you'.
Ok, ok, they made a few grammatic errors, but I still agree with the first person to reply ;)
That fail moment when a grammar nazi tries to correct someone and their grammatically incorect.
Ouchh! Im glad I'm not you!
I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.
Oh, I thought OP was talking about my mom. We're you dating her?
What?
Bats are scared of people, well, most of them. I think you caused its attack. :/
Or it isn't Op's fault and he had a rabid bat hit him?
What did the doctor say?
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Sometimes I wonder what lead to these kind of FML's...
I see you've met my ex-girlfriend.