Transportation: Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed...

By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By snowman - 13/11/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML

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By hehe - 02/02/2011 23:57

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 01:26 - United States - Washington

Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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sparkIy 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:17

is it bad that i read "i spent the whole day getting it off", thought something dirty, & laughed?

MadeOfAwesome 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:30

why would you have your window open in the first place since it's cold enough to snow?

Comments

tisiphone_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 23:53

I would love to know where OP lives, because it sure sounds like he isn't that used to the mechanics of snow.

somuchjustice 0

Friday 1 January 2010 10:13

Are you a ******* Californian or something?

Mirm83 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 21:07

Um, have you considered a tarp? Or a garage? Or just allowing the snow to be on the car, like the rest of the world? Or just turning on the car to melt the ice off, as opposed to spending all day SCRAPING it? YDI

fml_is_so_funny 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 23:00

omfg this is one of the dumbest things I've read. Oh and first of all when someone has a warm car and they park it and it snows the snow melts and then freezes to the car.. dumbass.. Aside from that, commenting on the person who posted this FML, you are a complete retard and you don't deserve to be alive. I hope you've been castrated, u shouldn't make children if you're that effing stupid. If you got so much snow that it WOULD take all day to get it off (i.e. somewhere that just got a crapload of storm) you should already be used to removing snow and it shouldn't have taken you "all day" Secondly, if you were so worried about getting snow on ur new car, u should cover it.. if you have enough money for a car, u should be able to afford a cover for it. And next, an open window? This FML is either fake and written by a complete dumbass, or real and written by someone who's sister is his mom and aunt while being the same person... it's sad that humans this dumb exist.. I don't believe they should be called humans personally. Most importantly, if it is snowing, why would you waste your time brushing off your car if you're not going somewhere? More snow will fall you idiot! Ignorant bastard.

choujiinator 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 21:13

Holy shit, calm down. Do you honestly have nothing better to do than berate people on FML? "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." Take this into consideration. It might get you farther in the world.