By stupid - 07/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
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hawaii_love 0

usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...

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IndigoKitty 3

why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though

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OrgasmicTactic 0

I highly doubt that during those 6 months, you never found that out? I mean, Are you Stupid? YDI.

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smoeguy159 0

wow that's embarrassing go to http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1757244

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Caayouteepie 0

I think this is bullshit. I mean who buys a couch and doesnt even know its a pullout...?

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dramakat11 0

Umm, you are dumb. Who buys a couch just to sleep on it? Obviously, it's likely that it is not her couch if she is sleeping on it. She is probably staying with friends.

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martymcfly12 0

whats with all the ******* scamers? oh by the way go to www.fml.com/reportscammers to get the clips and the other guy outta here

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defunctgeraniums 0

Aw, why didn't they tell you?

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poopsicle22 0

why would you sleep on a couch for 6 months? at least get an air mattress or a futon or something

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HumansSuck 0

You're using the wrong apostrophe. Stop it.

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CR1494 0

this is one of the fml that makes me laugh aout loud... i´m sorry, but YDI =)

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FarSide 22

Well honey, that is sort of funny. But seriously, you don't have to sleep on a sofa, or a sofabed. Just post some pics and maybe I will offer you a real bed.

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