By Anonymous - 25/08/2016 00:36 - United States - Westerville

Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
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takara98 17

Glad to hear that despite the inconvenience, you got some rest.

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Rozay333 36

So did you wake up with hard wood? Or a stiff back? *Ba-dumm tiss*

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cuz803 44

Maybe all you need is a blanket and a pillow then you're all set!

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takara98 17

Glad to hear that despite the inconvenience, you got some rest.

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Rozay333 36

So did you wake up with hard wood? Or a stiff back? *Ba-dumm tiss*

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One_In_Three 24

I actually prefer to sleep on floors than soft mattresses.

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sturschaedel 27

This. Soft mattresses are back pain waiting to happen. If a bed feels like I'm sinking into quicksand, I'd rather take the floor, kthx.

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FMLFreakShow 18

How does this even count as an FML? You literally just slept on a floor and liked it.

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Rawrshi 25

OP didn't actually say they liked it. Just that their bed is so awful that sleeping on the floor is actually more comfortable by comparison. Having a preference if forced to choose between two things doesn't really mean that you really enjoy either option.

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GhostFox 33

I'm guessing your bed USED to be comfortable, and is no longer? If you don't have the money for one now, you could buy a roll mat or floor style futon, and sleep on that until you get a bed. It'll save space in the mean time too!

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ash268 18

How did this make it past the moderators? How is it even an FML?

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Rawrshi 25

Having to sleep on the floor is generally not pleasant regardless of if it's preferable to an awful bed. Being somewhat sore is still better than being in agony, but that doesn't make being sore enjoyable.

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ColdCreasent 17

You may want to try the time tested trick with mattresses of "flip it over and/or end wise" Honestly not sure how many people remember this these days.

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CSSDimian 6

okay... 90% of the world sleeps on the floor at best. this is not an fml, this is a whiny brat. buy a Japanese style futon on Amazon for 90 bucks and have the best bed you've ever slept on if you like somewhat firm sleeping conditions.

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Solano2580 24

So? Just because other people have problems doesn't mean we can't complain about ours, no matter how less severe ours may be.

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Lalala579121 27

This sort of thing could be said about pretty much every FML so... maybe you shouldn't be here?

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