By stupid - 07/07/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
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hawaii_love 0

usually those pull-out beds are more uncomfortable than sleeping on the actual sofa anyways...

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IndigoKitty 3

why are you sleeping on the couch anyway? i assume you've been slumming it round a friends or something. in which case, they should have told you! Uncomfortable sleep can be torture though

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pleasedonttellme 0

YDI for sleepin on a couch YDI for being alive YDI for being a mental retard and YDI fir posting a fake FML this could be real but you have already posted like 4 FML's and even though you are mentally ****** Yourlife can't be that ******

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Curbstomp 0

I'm sorry, but you're stupid. If someone doesn't sign in, they're asked to make a nickname for posting. That's why there are so many Anonymous' (correct pluralization? I don't know.) So it's not that she has posted so many FMLs, it's that 'Stupid' happens to be a popular nickname. You really shouldn't act so smug and stuck-up when you don't know what you're talking about... OP: Sorry to hear that.. but at least now you have a bed! But to be honest, pull-outs are probably worse than just sleeping on the couch... :)

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tehredbaran 0

Nope - an apostrophe NEVER makes something plural. The same goes for the person above. It's sad that very few people know how to use apostrophes.

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cs68507 0

This is definitely something I would do. Invest in an aerobed...it's really worth it.

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NDnation44 0

haha stupid woman

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skierguy 0

This is a good one. We need more funny fml's like this one and less, "ohhhh, boo hoo, I'm fat", and "ohhhh, boo hoo, I haven't been laid in years".

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DJ375 0

dumbass common sense isn't common

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AnaMaree 0

Get out of you parent's house. YDI.

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StealthStorm67 0

Maybe, just maybe, the OP is a minor and still living with his parents, not by choice, but by law... I'm doing the same, I sleep on the couch, it's not fold-out though, be glad you're blessed with any type of bed.

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poopsicle22 0

Your parents must really hate you if they've never even gotten you a bed.

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