no one CARES

I hate when people do that FIFTH!!!

this puts the I scream in ice cream

I hate people that think it's awesome to be first likethats not why your on this site.

ydi for eating a fat persons food

hahahahahahahaha this fml is sorta funny something I would prob dooo

this puts the I scream in ice cream

um she had four teeth pulled out of her mouth. cold stuff is your best friend. it helps numb the pain. I would know, I had 5 teeth pulled in 45 minutes. that's 1 tooth every 9 minutes. talk about pain.

Please post your comments separately, unless it's actually relevant to #1's post.

If it was an iPhone then I hope you were stupid enough to not buy a warranty ydi if it wa an iPhone

Ice creams has more value than a phone

Actually, #3 was referring to #1 from the way I look at it. It's actually YOU who's offending the rules. Shame shame Sirin.

yeah what #17 said lol these people trying to steal the top slots really do get annoying lol see I can post a comment here cuz I'm commenting on #17... and as far as the fml goes that sucks big time :/.. poor phone lol

My comment was in response to Sirin (#17) and it got moderated. Tell me again what you were trying to say?

what does having no penis have to do with getting 4 teeth pulled?! OP, do you have insurance on your phone?

How do you post separate comments on an iPod?

lay off the vicodin

i haz no puuuussy

I really wish this site had the most recent comments at the top, like YouTube. Then it would stop people replying to first.

I have a big penis

Oh and that comment was relevant as it was a reply to Sirin, If it is eally such a big problem replying to first then get it fixed, easy.

I'm not sure what the precise method is for the iPhone/iPod, but I know for a fact one exists. If you really can't find a way to do it, then please post your comment as a reply to the most recent one, not at the top of the page. Since people aren't getting the message, despite my request, any more irrelevant comments up here will be both moderated and account-sanctioned over. Please familiarise yourselves with the rules, and respect the fact that the moderators exist to enforce them, not to be the brunt of blatant disregard and disrespect. Thanks.

#37 The button in the bottom right corner. Most people don't know about it though so let's keep this between you and me.

Okay I found it, thanks guys.

sorry this doesn't have anything to do with the first post, but why are the other new posts that are up modded?

not being modded* sorry

They will be from here-on-out, as of the next batch of FMLs.

gotcha, thanks for answering

Is this cause of the Rachel Fminetoo conversation last night?

ok

u have no life **** face

ahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love everyone(:

WTF wat does that have to do with anything no. 1?

it was a samsung. not an fml

Nice face

what about yours? LOLZ i love that pic. love it.

=]

LOL!!! I know right!!! anal rape

your pic and this post puts the I scream in ice cream :)

@ 39 "iScream" ...is that the result of an iPhone and that surprise melted vanilla mod

are you a fat Swedish girl?

how does he know how a fat Swedish girl sounds like?

bcz im a fat sweedish girl .....and oh yeah he's cheating on u

When you're tired and in pain, almost anything is possible.

Drugs.

^^ hahaha:)