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YDI for living in victoria
Stop complaining, now you'll get to have beer with the president.
Ah goodie, all the self righteous ***** saying that drinking is dumb, or he was an idiot for getting that drunk. Cause everyone here is perfect. Least you didn't drive, and at least your neighbors care. Not really an FML.
The police woke you up while searching your place?? Better check your belongings man.. I think you got broken in by thieves in cops uniform..
Is everyone on this site logging on from bible camp? I've become accustomed to you straightedge pricks hating on cigs and bud, but alcohol? That's like the most socially accepted inebrient out and you fags are still like "alcohol is bad for you, ydi for drinking, whine whine motherfucking whine" Shut the **** up
THANK you!!
It's not because he drank alcohol. It's because he drank so much that he get drunk and can't control himself anymore.
I don't think this is an FML. So the police came to searched your house. Big deal. At least your neighbors were looking out for you. An FML would be "Today, a dude came into my apartment through my door and took all my stuff, and my neighbors watched him, but didn't call the cops because they are used to watching me climb through my window and thought it was me. FML"
This was taken from the news. So, fake.
You're right. This morning, I yawned... But then I found out that my mother yawned this morning, too... So than what the **** did I do?
It's clear that you called every major news network and had a couple lengthy interviews about your similar yawn timing.
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it happens. thank god you have concerned neighbors. not a fml
At least they cared enough to notice.