By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 272
You deserved it 35 660

Same thing different taste

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ruben7467 0

it happens. thank god you have concerned neighbors. not a fml

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theblazian 0

Yup.... cause I bet you can perfectly ID anyone who is going into houses through windows in the dark (assuming it was late since he went to sleep and was drunk.... don't know how those aussies do it). Perfectly, yup down to the t. Maybe all neighbors should invest in some night vision goggles like you?

Aw, I thought this would end with you being in the wrong house and a guard dog chewing on your nuts. Props for window-climb-coordination while drunk, though!

They should of been scoping him out through a sniper. Just in case.

jane99 0
andlifesuxagain 0

HA, this reminds me of the times I stumbled into my old duplex drunk and was told I live down the street now... sadly it happend a few times and I yelled at them asking what they were doing in my house! They were good people... ahhhh I.V.

Why is this an fml?? because your neighbors actually give a crap about you??

total bullshit you climbed through a window staggerinly drunk

Are you kidding me man ?!? Being drunk makes you MORE LIKELY to climb a tree and do whatever.

noshitsherlock 0

STFU. At least you have neighbors who care. What if it WAS an intruder?