Work: Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I... - FML

By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:24

sounds like its time to move out

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anyone918 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:42

there's something wrong with your post....here's how it should go: Today, I wasn't smart enough to find a replacement alarm after my roommate broke mine. My epic stupidity caused me to wake up late and get fired from my job. I'm a complete retard but I will try to convince other people that this somehow isn't my fault. FML

Plasencia09 0

Friday 6 August 2010 20:46

Add to that: No JOB FIRES Ppl for being late ONE time...Most bosses---eben the nasty ones give you at least 3 strikes or 2 the very least

royboh 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 10:20

Scrabble is a serious board game, for serious board gamers like your roommate.

mnwv 3

Sunday 11 July 2010 13:01

lol why u gotta be so smart if I u were dumb u wouldn't have this problem

xxJORDISxx_fml 4

Sunday 11 July 2010 13:49

must of been an intense game of scrabble sorry about your job

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 11 July 2010 14:19

YDI. You went to sleep knowing you had NO ALARM. Next time your lazy butt should run out and get an alarm, or a watch, and use that. Serves ya right, seriously. You knew about no alarm before you went to bed.

OhBugga 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 16:43

shit! keep you friends close, but your mobile closer..

anamaia 5

Sunday 11 July 2010 17:36

It sucks that she broke your phone, but you should have at least found some other alarm clock to use as a replacement. That part's your fault.

kingtigo 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 20:10

you should get a couple of those scrabble pieces and spell out b!tch and glue that ish 2 her phone.

ksv101 3

Sunday 11 July 2010 20:23

hahahaha, scrabble wins gone wrong!

baybaylover1 0

Monday 12 July 2010 8:32

daaaaaammmnn

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