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By Really? - 10/07/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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stronghand0331 17

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:26

also, permission granted to smack a hoe

chocolatedrop 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 19:24

sounds like its time to move out

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Phoenix143 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:15

Ask her to play the game vth ur boss

ToNstAAr 8

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:21

Lol epic win.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:27

She must have been lost for words when you defeated her.

BabyDacey 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:35

sore loser

rockr_chick 5

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:51

well at least she can pay your part of the bills now :)

Kristoffer 35

Saturday 10 July 2010 22:54

YDI for relying on a cellphone alarm instead of a real alarm clock.

sataris20 5

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:06

you shouldn't have beaten her at scrabble. that's why you deserve it.

trayhenson 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:07

sucks man

adunolajr 3

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:08

that sux

xxnike1134xx 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:09

haha u deserved it 1st

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