Work: Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local...

By blahblah1993 - 20/02/2015 17:56 - United States - Katy

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML

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By Me. - 16/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got fired as a waiter because I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman and she reported me. Turns out she's not pregnant, she's just a fat Karen. FML

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Meddling

By monsterinlaw - 23/08/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML

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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

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Get back here!

By brad - 03/06/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, the slow, incompetent kitchen staff was keeping customers waiting for their food for 20 minutes. I got sick of a bunch of grown adults with kids my age ganging up on me, so I quit on the spot, and walked. Some guy grabbed me by the collar and dragged me back to the register. People cheered. FML

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Belly bounce!

By Karen - 23/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML

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By nix1993 - 19/10/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML

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By nobabies - 10/12/2017 01:30

Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML

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By Preggo - 14/05/2016 17:11 - United States - Memphis

Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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CaroAurelia 12

Saturday 21 February 2015 0:01

Did you tell him you'd lose some weight in about a month when you GAVE BIRTH?

ILikeBigButts_ 12

Friday 20 February 2015 23:58

What an ass

Comments

toxicLover28 19

Saturday 21 February 2015 2:20

What a dick . I can't imagine him talking to his preg. wife/girlfriend like that X.X

Zigstyle308 18

Saturday 21 February 2015 2:28

Put some laxatives in his soup next time

chef4money 12

Saturday 21 February 2015 2:29

Punch him in the nuts then tell him to go get his own soup and see how fast he walks. I'm sorry that happened, being that far along is hard and I commend you for still being about to work that job that far into your pregnancy. Good luck, you are almost to the finish line.

TinaAdams 11

Saturday 21 February 2015 2:31

What an asshole. I hate people like that.

Florentina 17

Saturday 21 February 2015 2:51

I hope you threw his soup all over him/bumped him with your baby bump

feven 32

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:03

My teacher taught until the day she was due. After that I figured there was no good excuse to stay home from school

SPFINATOR1993 10

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:10

You dumped the soup in his crotch right?

symfora 17

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:13

What a douchebag. Sorry OP.

makkarari 18

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:22

I sure hope you had him kicked out!!! Or refused him service! Or like others said, made sure his soup was redicoulously hot (sorry I'm horrible at spelling) and dumped it in his lap, and scorched his balls so bad he can never reproduce!!!