By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
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ghil15 8

well good thing is your doing your job, the bad thing is you need to arrest your girlfriend for being a prostitue, man FYL!

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AKGirlinSD 20

The first "your" in your comment should be "you're." Also, OP already arrested his now ex-girlfriend. He stated that in his FML :-).

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RedPillSucks 31

yes. Yes it is, as is life.

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Powerfull_fml 8

#35, you're new to the internet, aren't you?

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Seriously he said in his Fml that they all know her so yes they know.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

You did the right thing and you didn't know she was a prostitute so that's not your fault, I'm sorry it didn't work out for you OP.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I'm sorry, you're displaying too much kindness and common sense for FML. :-/

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A07 48

guess you did'nt see that ...... coming ooooohhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh B)

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tommylover842 23

I assume you're trying to make a pun here, if so the word would be cumming. Just sayin.

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ksks1234 33

Actually, the ejaculate slang is spelled come. So they were correct.

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micha090 21

Could have been worse op. Imagine you had found out after marrying her. Thank your good fortune, but get yourself tested.

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DKjazz 20

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light.

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NoFlippinWai 24

Red equals dead, CaptianPicard. You should know. Also, red making things more appealing explains a lot about star trek.

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MEM0817 18

She probably blows more than you'd think. Uhhh... I mean it blows more than you'd think.

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