Mixed signals
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wow
This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.
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Your friends are sneaky!
50- You're over thinking it, focus on what the FML really is: his friend switching two numbers in his phone and screwing up everything. If OP's FML was about him committing a crime and the outcome was him needing a probation officer, then he would deserve it.
This reminds me when my sister switched my crushes number with my mom in my phone.
That is funny, but it wouldn't work on me because I just remember a lot of the important #s in my phone
50 isn't overthinking
its not that, you should be able to trust friends not to do stupid stuff like that, or at least if they do then fix it immediately.
This is amazing.
It's funny until someone does it to you! But I have to admit it's hilarious.
44- YDI on getting thumbed down.
44. How does OP being probation mean they deserved it?
I think its either that he accidentally sexted his probation officer, or he said thins he wasn't supposed to so his probation officer wants to see him.
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I'm pretty sure if he was he could have got done for sexual harassment
51 - Or not, she seems to be liking it.
Good luck with both. xD
No ..? I said goodluck to OP with them.
If your on a light probation and have a good track record with your P.O. You can usually ask stuff like that informally. Especially going to Canada or Mexico.
Intriguing. Bit shouldn't your girlfriend have known that you were A. Wanting to leave the country B. On probation?
what makes you believe that she didn't already know those things?
I think it's safe to say she knew both of those.
At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf
Or have an affair with the probation worker.
I believe an affair is when you're married... But I may be wrong, I am an idiot after all.
I don't really think it matters. I would see an affair as having a sexual or romantic relationship with someone else behind your partner's, be it wife/husband or boyfriend/girlfriend, back.
On the plus side your probation officer will let you leave the country now- although she might want to come with you.
Get down and dirt with the law. ;) haha.
I guess permission out of country is granted at least.
Sounds like one horny probation officer haha!
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This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.
At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf