By Anonyme - 06/03/2014 10:23 - China - Dalian

Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted of a police officer telling us what’s forbidden, the penalties if we do anything wrong and to avoid bars and nightclubs. FML
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Mathalamus 24

makes sense. it is china. also, you, and some other new students probably aren't from china, and needed to be briefed on local rules.

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TonierShadow 19

It would make sense if it were your orientation; but for a welcoming party?

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yellowzinnias 20

Yep, welcome to China. My best friend was a chef there for several years, and the Chinese government read every one of our emails. I used to have to interpret what he was trying to say with 1/2 of the email edited out -- and it was totally innocuous things, usually English slang they didn't understand.

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Lactophobia 4

don't listen to them, I lived in Beijing for 9 months right out of high school, I went to bars and clubs all the time. as long as you don't mind people trying to rip you off because you are foreigner, you will be fine

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

I have also lived in China and though you will get warnings like that, you can disregard them fairly easily and go enjoy yourself in the bars and clubs.

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darkfalling1 1

That sounds really helpful. Unless of course you want to end up in a Chinese prison which would be awful and life ruining.

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HighasaCloud 46

I know the feeling! Same exact thing happened at the International Student Guidance session a few weeks ago here in Japan!

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