Work: Jesus Saves

Jesus Saves

By workaholic - 06/03/2014 16:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I thought I'd finally finished the special project my boss gave me of changing the eligibility details on several hundred loans. My coworker later pointed out that the document was the same as it had been hours before, and that the changes I made hadn't saved at all. FML

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You deserved it 7 455

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By ProjectDude - 20/10/2021 17:00 - United States

Today, a group project for work was due. I honestly forgot about it and edited some words to make it seem like I worked on it. Did you know that Google Docs spreadsheet can track not only the changes made, but who made the changes? My colleagues were pissed. FML

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You deserved it 2 231

Unfair!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 08:00 - France - Paris

Today, I was fired because of a "poorly executed" task. My boss claims that I just copypasted an existing document in a new file; I was instructed exactly to take the document and move its content to a new table without changing anything. It was discussed beforehand, but looks like his own messages are not a proof. FML

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You deserved it 86

Great replacement

By Bottom feeder - 08/01/2016 03:41 - Hong Kong - Ngau Tau Kok

Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML

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You deserved it 1 439

By tiredInMD - 12/07/2017 18:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, after retyping a 22-page report for work because the orginal had gone missing, i realized I had used a different laptop the first time. I now have 2 copies of the same report, both of which are late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 470

You deserved it 2 114

By TTR - 13/11/2011 00:36 - United States

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

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You deserved it 44 701

Overachiever

By Is he stupid? - 26/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, due to being stressed and overwhelmed by my tasks, I made a mistake and completed a few of my colleagues' tasks as well. When I informed my boss about it, he said that I did an outstanding job, but I shouldn't have messed with other people's documents. As a result, my promised raise is cancelled. FML

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You deserved it 179

Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML

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You deserved it 125

And then it hit me

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 01:00 - Russia - Moscow

Today, there's a company I want to get a job at, and I've worked for a long time to get in. However, I realized that in the test task I'd been doing for almost a month, there was a small mistake in my calculations that makes all my results false. And, of course, I'd already sent this task to HR two days ago. FML

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You deserved it 168

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 15:36 - Afghanistan - Kabul

Today, thinking we'd still be able to finish our project in time for tomorrow's deadline, my work group put off doing any work until today. When we logged into the website we have to use, we found it was down for maintenance all day. FML

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You deserved it 48 510

Get on with it!

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 12:00

Today, I went to turn in a coding project a few days early. After months of working on a code and saving backups, everything is gone or corrupted. I have to start from square one and turn it in less than 48 hours from now. FML

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You deserved it 151

MortenM 17

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:14

Yea. Always use autosave. or Ctrl+s frequently. FYL

emilycardona7 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:15

Always make sure you save.

Comments

MortenM 17

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:14

Yea. Always use autosave. or Ctrl+s frequently. FYL

TacoTrop 10

Friday 7 March 2014 15:26

That's the golden rule of long arse projects. Don't follow it? You're going to be bit pretty hard on your backside when an unfortunate event occurs.

emilycardona7 18

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:15

Always make sure you save.

zandalee 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:32

I feel super sorry for all of those poor people waiting for their loans to be approved! Lives may be disrupted badly by OPs mistake.

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:16

Vaginas will always go back to their normal size. If a guy brags about how tight a girl was he is bragging about how he couldn't turn her on

coried91 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:17

Wrong FML buddy.

Welshite 39

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:17

#3: Man...those are some eligibility details.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:17

Wrong FML.

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:18

Wrong FML sorry

hexo21 13

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:17

I've been there and it sucks

olpally 32

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:18

Ahhh, Tough luck op. Hope you're able to redo it and finish without any backlash from your boss.

coried91 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:21

I did that with a ten page research paper before. Never made that mistake again. Sorry you had to learn the hard way but at least you'll be more cautious from now on.

nyahz1 7

Friday 7 March 2014 4:43

I just shed a tear on your behalf...10pgs? Ahh !

coried91 28

Friday 7 March 2014 5:04

Yes.. Ten. I was foolish enough to let it go until the last couple of days before it was due. I had been rushing through it just trying to get it done so I could receive some kind of grade on it other than an F. I was a fool and didn't save. My teacher was extremely nice and gave me two days to hand it in with a letter lower than what it would have been if I handed it in on time. Lesson learned.

appletreee 30

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:22

Hopefully your boss is understanding about it OP

Wizardo 33

Thursday 6 March 2014 23:22

Next time press that motha freaking floppy disk icon 10 times in a row just to be sure, everyone knows the power of the multi click of the floppy disk.