By chloe_zjk - 18/02/2015 05:22 - France

Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.

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vreid 20

Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you

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malachite1357 11

This illustration...is the most beautiful thing ever. I like the ones that actually have a lot of content to them, and aren't just one panel.

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musoboy 22

Having said that, the husband's comment at the end of the day in the illustration was astoundingly stupid. That was NOT what I would say. I mean, who offers coffee at the end of the day?! Make her a tea, or a hot chocolate or a fruit smoothie. Coffee is for the start of the day... or the middle of the day. Another thing is, he sees his partner was highly strung, and then proceeds to offer her something that is KNOWN TO MAKE YOU HIGHLY STRUNG. Logic.

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Tailored 15

The fact that I read #17 as hashtag 17 is a sign I need a break from the Internet :/

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Vesi 29

Easier to just keep a cup half full on the desk and say "Thank you but I already have a cup!". Easy Peasy.

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Zwerik 31

Wow, this is actually pretty amazingly drawn.

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sneakybabymaker 20

It would be a good time to start politely declining. Before you become tachycardic

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emilyg2014 14

I'm a coffee addict, but not that strong...

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