By chloe_zjk - 18/02/2015 05:22 - France
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So this is one of almost none fml that "you deserve it" is actually a good thing?
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Just politely decline! That much caffeine is terrible for you.
There's nothing wrong or rude about refusing someone's offering of coffee
I guess YDI for being too cute.
Too much caffeine is bad for your body. I suggest to just be kind to the next one and say, "No thank you."
Okay I doubt many people will get this but Godot is probably seriously disappointed right now.
Did Ctrl + F and searched for Godot, surprised not many other people picked up on that. OP's almost nailed the godot impersonation with the 17 cups.
Well.. You dont have to drink all of them. Take it as a compliment
Saying no doesn't necessarily make you impolite...
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Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.
Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you