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By chloe_zjk - 18/02/2015 05:22 - France

Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 457
You deserved it 190

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Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.

Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you

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I'd just ask for a roll or something instead

Or just don't drink it when they give it to you

I'm pretty sure having that much caffeine could be detrimental to your health. Just turn them down politely:)

Only 83 more cups to go till u have super speed...

countryb_cth 38

I think with 17 coffees she will have enough energy for the whole week.

astrolaf 13

"I'm too polite to say no" dude it's coffee. Man up a little. Or pour it in a pot plant