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By Anonymous - 27/08/2012 18:20 - United States - Burlington

Today, I'm apparently so desperate for companionship that my body has subconsciously synced my period with the girl who works in the cubicle adjacent to mine. FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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By Ma_Nikka - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Olivehurst

Today, my boss called me in to have a serious talk. The "serious talk" was him asking me to notify him of my menstrual cycle ahead of time so he can "avoid that shit". FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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By Chlo - 11/08/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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By cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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The body keeps the score

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

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PMS PSA

By Ishnar - 02/02/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, while my partner usually has their work mic muted, I went in and complained about my period. Turns out today was the one day they didn't have it muted. Their whole team heard, and I used to work with some of them. FML

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HSOMGF 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:02

You realize that your desperate need for companionship and the cycle sync are unrelated, right? Women who work or live in close proximity often experience synced menstrual periods. So, you're not special. Sorry.

TADspace 30

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:01

How do you know it synced with hers?

Comments

misspulkadot24 17

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:15

Your body is trying to help you make friends! Get over there and share a hello and a box of tampons!

coolbrony12 3

Tuesday 28 August 2012 4:16

Just like twilight sparkle! Only Celestia not OPs body. And instead of tampons the elements of harmony.

coolbrony12 3

Tuesday 28 August 2012 4:16

Just like twilight sparkle! Only Celestia not OPs body. And instead of tampons the elements of harmony.

alycion 38

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:16

Take some chocolate to share to work and make a new friend.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:16

That happens naturally. It doesn't mean you're desperate for companionship. Look it up.

jenniiienyc 5

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:33

Oh no. I hope that doesn't mean you're desperate for companionship. Mine is synced with my moms and best friends'. I must be one lonely girl.

WiseGuy79 14

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:36

One day, in the not too distant future, ALL uteruses will become synched, creating some kind of super evil uterine faction... Or was that just on an episode of the twilight zone??? Haha