Love: Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with....

By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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What the hell?

By Anonymous - 02/06/2024 07:00 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I went a girl's home for our second date. As she opened the door, she was leaving with another guy. I said, "I thought we had a date this evening?" Her response was, “Tah tah!” as she walked out the door while hanging on to his arm. FML

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You deserved it 90

By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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You deserved it 3 899

By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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You deserved it 3 120

Shadowflames420 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:49

To 7: You're a ****. Respect the nice guys that take care of your ***** ass.

meb0210 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:51

Thats horrible, i'm so sorry for you! If she's like that, you deserve better.

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meb0210 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:51

Thats horrible, i'm so sorry for you! If she's like that, you deserve better.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:10

Are you sure you were on a date with her? Maybe she thought you two were just hanging out as friends.

Shadowflames420 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:10

It's happened to me bro. I know how much that sucks. Its like really? Don't worry about it too much there are plenty of other women out there. And one of them will feel for you what you feel for her

game_on 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 19:51

i think i'm the girl in this FML...WHOOPS!

MikeonFML 17

Wednesday 11 September 2013 14:40

I guess you're a gold-digging bitch then, have him pay for dinner then run off..

ExtremeEncounter 32

Friday 13 March 2015 23:55

You're pretty pathetic#7

Shadowflames420 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:49

To 7: You're a ****. Respect the nice guys that take care of your ***** ass.

game_on 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:29

So when you takin' this ***** ass out #8??

4lives 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 4:50

Are you sure she knew you were on a date?

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:58

Things must not have been going well for you.

vampirate 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:52

that's why you shouldn't plan a date that involves going to a bar. try on some originality.

r4m2k 10

Saturday 8 June 2013 12:18

What makes you think she isn't the one who suggested it ?

wax_soup 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:38

maybe its her cuzin :O dont have much details to judge but still ... prolly some misunderstanding

Benpie 22

Wednesday 11 May 2016 3:25

What's a "cuzin", do you mean cousin? It's not that hard to use proper spelling, we have this wondrous thing on our phones called autocorrect, it's pretty great... Also prolly? Really?