By moomanjohnny - 31/05/2014 06:40 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML
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moomanjohnny 10

I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".

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Top comments

FireDragonV 6

It's not your fault OP, that kid's mom should find a better place to hide her vibrator

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FMLkoala 28

Hey mummy! Wanna play buzz lightyear with me!?

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worldclassrager 39

As soon as they get back there should be a control...the vibrator on the other hand you should be able to get away with you didn't find it

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brandoneyez1 25

You could probably take the vibrator away before your next FML is , the parents got home and the 6 yr old was still playing with moms vibrator.

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Lancer033 5

**** it. .that's hilarious....embarrass the mom.

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FireDragonV 6

This actually seems more like an fml for the kid's mom. "Today, I left my kids with a babysitter to enjoy some time away. When I got home, one of them was screaming and the other was running around holding ny vibrator, and the poor babysitter was hopeless. FML"

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vikky538 28

play hide and seek ..then hide the vibrator...it always works for kids...

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1dvs_bstd 41

damn those kids named "Johnny"

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buckdharma 37

Kid- This spaceship must have been to the moon cause it smells like cheese.

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