By moomanjohnny - 31/05/2014 06:40 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML
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I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".

Top comments

It's not your fault OP, that kid's mom should find a better place to hide her vibrator

Hey mummy! Wanna play buzz lightyear with me!?

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stop posting on fml and get those kids under control

He found his mom's vibrator? You should be keeping a better on eye on them so they can't root around their parents bedroom.

Really should be the parent ' s post.. "today, when I got home, my two six year olds were running rampant, while my babysitter was posting everything to FML, instead of doing anything about it, fml.

RedPillSucks 31

Without he parents consent . Sounds like jail time.

So your first instinct was to go on your phone and update us ? Take the vibrator away and bribe the other kid to stop his screaming

Fr0gs 15

You're so dumb I cant even think of a way to express it in a timely manner

Obviously she updated this after she left because it says 'when the parents got home' Also, I've babysat before. Sometimes you just need to sit and and vent before getting up and taking control. Kids aren't easy sometimes. The kid I watch was non stop crying one day. I sat and called my mom before getting up and trying again. I promise kids are very durable, for the most part.

knippy 9

Things like that have happened to me too. It sucks when the kids just won't listen and sometimes you have to take a step back, exit the room, and vent to someone or something. Anyone who says that the way you handled it was wrong has obviously never been taking care of (even for a short amount of time) misbehaving kids.

so youvw got an hour left to try to fix things and your posting it on FML? wait til after you leave and you might be able to fix it

guyssite 4

Umm...maybe if you were actually watching the kids instead of posting on the internet you wouldn't have such problems.

she probably uploaded it after... just get over it, if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything.