By Audrey - 04/12/2014 10:02 - Germany

Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML
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RedCronos 17

"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"

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RedCronos 17

"Just 30 seconds of rinsing, twice a day!"

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Lizzy500 16

Probably acid reflux from having no room left for your stomach.

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Lalala579121 27

Well how else are the babies supposed to get out? Eventually the pressure from all the baby farts become too much and push the baby out.

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tigeresscrazy 12

You just never know what kids will say next lol

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Soninuva 41

You may want to consider a different toothpaste and/or brushing more frequently.

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bleu85 11

you should be glad that it's coming from you kid and not anyone else...

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Enslaved 36

Did you just finish eating $100 worth of bleu cheese?

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RichardPencil 30

Reference to an FML from a few days ago: Top notch!!! You should have many thumbs up for this!

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Moerighan 23

Kids are so open and honest, bet you laughed though.

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RichardPencil 30

I'd think most people would react with horror to discover they have fart breath. The kid probably got in her head and now she can taste the farts!!!

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Moerighan 23

I have 4 kids, 99% of the time you laugh at the random things they say.

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RichardPencil 30

Actually, when my daughter told me something shocking, I turned white as a ghost.

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