By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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jjoyce6 0

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?

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theten_fml 9

The orange does fall far from... Well I guess the orange doesn't fall at all 0_o

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MizzErikaHart 8

I unknowingly repeated someone my bad

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ImFrackinBored 13

That's awesome XD

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cosmosis 12

Could be worse though. At work we hung the apprentices toolbox up by the workshop crane. Took him ages to work out where it was and how to get it down... Definately not the sharpest tool in the shed. Nailing an orange to the ceiling? Someones got skills!!

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monkeysareyummy 0

How is this an FML?

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BayleeWasHere 1

Okaaaaaaaaay.....awkward.

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jjoyce6 0

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?

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Enigmax2514 7

*in minions' voices from despicable me* "ooooooooooohhhh bananaaaaaaaa"

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trollfaced 2

His banana will soon be nailed on the ceiling with his orange

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yourlifesfucked 0

A ladder and a hammer is my guess...

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Enigmax2514 7

No, the co workers played shooting. One of them takes a nail gun and shouts "pull!" and the other throws the orange into the air

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laxbro182 1

Ninja Aliens just happened!!! They nail things to walls and mess your day up

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Sniperkid07 6

Ninja alien coworkers with a ladder a hammer and a nail gun.

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yourlifesfucked 0

47- Dude that's one hell of an idea you got there... We should make it into a movie.... (grabs pen and paper)

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thefirstAvenger 6

ninja alien coworkers with a ladder hammer and a nailgun... who write movies.

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thatssomeBS 9

47, good idea, but I'm just trying to figure out why a ninja alien would need a nail gun AND a hammer?

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sucks2BEyouu 0

1. he uses the gun to nail enemies to the floor boarda and 2. He uses the hammer to bash their heads in while theyre defenseless.. why else would anyone need a nail gun and hammer?

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zombicidal 11

it takes skill to nail an orange with just a ladder, hammer and no nail

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savemycookie 0

But ORANGE you glad to see it?? ;D *Bad drum roll* bad pun intended (:

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linnybear831 4

Someone must not like you.... Hahahaha come on you gotta admit that's funny. It's like a Dwight and Jim prank on The Office.

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soccerguy2 11

I'm thinking Jim would do it before Dwight.

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linnybear831 4

Hahah yeah I was thinking about Jim when I said that and then picturing Dwight filing a complaint. Haha

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mertme36 2

I love The Office :)

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blazingdaily 3

And how do you propose to weld metal to plaster? Anyway - I get your point...

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hellbilly205 17

Maybe the ceiling is metal...where i work it is anyways

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blinkingstarlet 15

Haha revenge win!

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clownphobia23 12

And that happened how? Do you have a misfiring nail gun in your house or something?

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rbr0wn 3

Probably not since he said he was at work. He's got some great coworkers. At least they have a sense of humor!

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ty1992_farmlife 12

14- I agreed, this person does have awsome co-workers! That was jus a little joke lol

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Wtf? Do you work with Spiderman or a bunch of ninjas? Who nails an orange to the ceiling?

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lovelydarlings 6

A carpenter who has a nail gun and really good aim? :)

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ohSNAPyall 26

Apparently Spiderman's kind of a dick.

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