Today, I'm getting sick of all these fucking Swedes and Fins... - FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 00:17 - United States - New York

Today, I'm getting sick of all these fucking Swedes and Fins talking about how good certain elements of their societies are. Like, yeah, good for you. Shut the fuck up. I keep hearing about you and I feel regret because I was picking my nose in a subpar nation instead of getting A's in the best country in the fucking world. FML

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