Animals: Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my...

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 20:43 - United States - Irmo

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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By I'm a dumbass - 27/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML

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By no salt, no burning, just STFU - 08/03/2015 14:41 - United States

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away, living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By My cat is special - 12/08/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML

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By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 10:00

Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Thursday 15 May 2014 9:42

Is your cat alright?

logic368 8

Thursday 15 May 2014 9:43

Well, I must say, that is certainly a catastrophe.

Comments

todlich 4

Thursday 15 May 2014 22:51

Cats do love boxes.

ishchandan 14

Thursday 15 May 2014 22:55

Sounds like that you're under a lot of stress...you should take a break, then continue packing?

die4chocolate16 8

Thursday 15 May 2014 22:59

how the hell can you pack a cat? fyl

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:06

Well it seems you heard her...so it shouldn't be that hard to find her... I can see her jumping into a open box that you were ready to close

jazzmin1997 16

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:46

Well you know what it is with cats and boxes...

titoski 5

Friday 16 May 2014 0:41

I hate corny people

EliceCarlin 8

Friday 16 May 2014 0:57

How do you even do that?

an3ph 20

Friday 16 May 2014 2:50

Cat approved, I'm sure.

Mf2307 15

Friday 16 May 2014 3:19

im sure the cat wasnt really too happy about that lol i guess you got lucky you didnt get scratched after

boshbish 14

Friday 16 May 2014 3:58

That is hilarious. I can imagine the meows coming from a stack of boxes.I hope you didn't pack anything heavy in top of the cat. Fyl

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