Health: Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family...

By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML

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Today, I've been in Bali for 12 days. We have done nothing but sit around because my whole family is sick, and they won't let me do anything because it's supposed to be a "family vacation". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 08:00

Today, I started my first 3-day weekend in over a month after asking for one. I also start the neverending diarrhea and vomit spiral because my stomach can’t handle a little spice. So much for a relaxing 3-day weekend. FML

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By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

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Today, it's been five days since I finally made it to my dream vacation destination, after months of planning, saving, and dreaming. I got food poisoning within hours of arriving and I've spent the last five days in my hotel room, staring at a toilet. FML

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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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By Forevor_a_potato - 26/04/2019 16:00

Today, I have to reschedule the vacation I had planned for eight months because I have the flu, and feel too sick to go and enjoy myself at a waterpark. This vacation is the only thing that's kept me sane these last two months. FML

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By captainlame - 21/03/2013 05:59 - United States

Today, I returned from a 5-day cruise for my senior spring break, filled with gorgeous sorority girls from all over the country. I was seasick the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 18:00

Today, I'm finally visiting my long-distance boyfriend in his home country. He has a vomit-inducing migraine, and the traditional food he fed me triggered the worst kidney attack I've had in years. We're both lying on the couch writhing in pain. Yay, quality time together. FML

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Enkeria 30

Thursday 17 March 2016 1:54

I'm sorry OP! Feel better soon!

jbivens1992 17

Thursday 17 March 2016 1:57

What horrible timing! Sorry to hear that OP, I hope you start to recover soon so you can enjoy the rest of your break and your family time! :)

Comments

Sweet_Melody 15

Thursday 17 March 2016 3:34

I'm sorry that's happening to you, I hope you get better soon.

wolf12king 12

Thursday 17 March 2016 4:41

And I thought the shit I've had was bad

TripleATeam 13

Thursday 17 March 2016 5:36

Woah. Two days of vomit. I'm so sorry for you; even an hour is horrible. I can't imagine 48 of them.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Thursday 17 March 2016 12:51

I hope they were pestering you to trick you and take you to a hospital instead, which is where you need to go. If you've been vomiting that much, you need something to get you to stop vomiting and some fluids.

TeacherTeacher 11

Thursday 17 March 2016 13:07

You need to see a doctor. After 2 days you're getting seriously dehydrated.

gring40 10

Thursday 17 March 2016 13:58

Zika virus? See a doc?

ImGoth 15

Thursday 17 March 2016 22:10

I think you need to see a doctor

0262944 15

Thursday 17 March 2016 22:36

She'll be okay. That used to happen to me every 20 minutes for days at a time. It will go away. Trust me.

rockydify 22

Thursday 17 March 2016 23:37

You: "Sorry, I can't come out, I'm projectile vomiting" Them: "Ok, fair enough" See how easy it is?

doumtabarnack 12

Friday 18 March 2016 21:59

Not that I don't feel for you but I just wanna mention to you if you had been vomiting bile, you'd be dying or dead

fwongraven 10

Sunday 20 March 2016 16:43

Wait, what? You vomit bile when there's nothing left in your stomach but you're still heaving. I'd be dead two dozen times over by now if you were right!