Kids: Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly...

By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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bobdole 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:22

are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.

Capybara 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:51

Like father like son, sadly. If this is true, your family has some serious issues.

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aridawn 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:00

Don't worry too much...my mother calls me a bitch too...

mootlyn 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:22

i dont agree with #5 some parents have issues themselves lol at least your mum doesnt threaten to stab you sometimes

grace0922 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:28

not cool...

THTB 3

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:01

6 year old brothers = win...well in this case. XD

tateno 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 22:09

i totally agree with #5

chuteboxe39 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:45

if your a chick, then maybe you are a bitch. if you are a dude, thats just funny.

jbucklez 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:27

sounds like my 8 year old cousin

emptyego 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 15:50

I'd confront your Dad about it--there is no reason for that to be coming out of his mouth about his own child. And also, if your Mom is in the picture I'd explain to her what your brother said--and where he said he heard that. Maybe she can fix the issue.