Today, I’m showering at a local firehouse. Why? Because our shower...

By FirehouseShowersAreGross - 05/07/2019 00:00

Today, I’m showering at a local firehouse. Why? Because our shower is broken and my dad refuses to fix it, or get someone to fix it for us. It’s been a year and a half since I've showered in my own home. FML

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skippydoda 32

Friday 5 July 2019 1:16

You could go on YouTube and find all kinds of tutorials to fix showers yourself...

Mathalamus 24

Friday 5 July 2019 3:31

There are baths...

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skippydoda 32

Friday 5 July 2019 1:16

You could go on YouTube and find all kinds of tutorials to fix showers yourself...

kfchicken 31

Friday 5 July 2019 1:38

I think you missed the point.

Ellimac21 14

Friday 5 July 2019 22:55

I think you missed the joke

Elianas001 14

Saturday 6 July 2019 4:33

i would if i had a way to get the parts and everything but im just a young teen, cant even drive so its pretty hard to do it. I appreciate the suggestion though

RichardPencil 30

Friday 5 July 2019 1:40

Is it really a shower or do they hose you down for training?

Mathalamus 24

Friday 5 July 2019 3:31

There are baths...

Silverion Sairee 14

Friday 5 July 2019 9:59

some homes or apartments might not have a bath, just a shower. or maybe there's another reason they can only wash standing up, mobility issues perhaps and can't use a bath. or perhaps with the shower broken the tub facet is also broken, so both bath and shower don't work. tho i have to wonder, does the father just not bath. ew

Elianas001 14

Saturday 6 July 2019 4:30

we dont have a bath

LostSoul 19

Friday 5 July 2019 4:01

I have not had hot water in over 3 years. For a few bucks you can buy a camping shower and shower outside.

sallygee 9

Friday 5 July 2019 7:11

I'm just curious as to how you're able to shower at your local firehouse. every day? how does that even happen?

Ppvick 3

Friday 5 July 2019 20:06

The guys probably love it.

gingacutie96 9

Friday 5 July 2019 23:42

You can always call someone yourself and pay yourself? We live paycheck to paycheck and yet I am an adult and when stuff goes wrong in the house I also call people up to have them come out and I help pay or pay completely if I can. I’ve handled infestations, ac repairs, cable issues, power outages, car issues, and a lot more instead of waiting and making my dad do it cause I don’t want to. Im also insanely introverted so idk. I’d try calling yourself.

Elianas001 14

Saturday 6 July 2019 4:32

im not old enough!

Solex 6

Sunday 7 July 2019 15:27

Could you find out what has to be done, and then order the parts you need on Amazon or smth? That way you don't have to drive! And maybe ask the firefighters to help you install it? They are nice enough to let you use their shower, chances are that they are willing to help you fix it :)