Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 02:00

Today, I realized the cute guy in my Spanish class only talks to me so he can steal my answers. He asked if I'd give him the answers for the final as well. FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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By crushed - 14/09/2013 17:04 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By markymark - 17/05/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 18:46 - United States

Today, I took my Spanish exam. One of the questions was to translate "Mark is lazy and antisocial." My name is Mark. Everyone kept giving me weird looks the whole test. FML

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By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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By nothesisforme - 11/03/2015 14:01 - France

Today, I asked my professor for his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

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Trinity Fenwick 7

Friday 5 July 2019 2:14

oohhh oohhh say yes but only if he buys you a nice dinner and then totally give him half of the wrong answers. gotta be sneaky. also payback a real bitch. cheers.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 5 July 2019 4:46

¡Si, muchacho! Burrito taco chimichanga guacamole. Ai, ai, ai! Ai, papi! (I’m guessing that’s your reply.)

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Trinity Fenwick 7

Friday 5 July 2019 2:14

oohhh oohhh say yes but only if he buys you a nice dinner and then totally give him half of the wrong answers. gotta be sneaky. also payback a real bitch. cheers.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 5 July 2019 4:46

¡Si, muchacho! Burrito taco chimichanga guacamole. Ai, ai, ai! Ai, papi! (I’m guessing that’s your reply.)

TomeDr 24

Friday 5 July 2019 5:00

If you do, make sure they’re all wrong.

Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 6 July 2019 5:44

Wtf I don’t care how cute someone is don’t let them cheat. Screw that, offer him some tutoring or something but don’t let him take advantage like that