Love: Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding... - FML

By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 07:08 - United States

Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML

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By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Cellist - 14/12/2022 15:00

Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML

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By SINGLE - 23/01/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Sadwife - 06/10/2016 17:36 - United States - Pardeeville

Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML

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skokob 7

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

lucky guy has a wife that plays video games!!!

belieberr 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

And they are your bridesmaids why?

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Ravealla 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:38

aww I'm sorry Hun I would have hung out with toy :) no racial lol

meatdrum 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:56

That sucks but hey at least you're getting married

Burning_Star_IV 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:05

Chick playing video games, sweet.

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:27

We do exist, we just usually have male-sounding gamer tags so that all the prepubescent annoying boy kids who get their butts handed to them by us don't try to friend us or tell us to make them sandwiches. :D

genesisxd 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:54

I'm sure you can find someone to play games with

maddie2015 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:57

awee:(

nikki0627 5

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:03

video games are pretty entertaining .. screw your bridesmaids!

Max1468 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:22

If you have a PS3, I recommend inFamous 1 and 2z

Carlie_McCartney 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:39

I'm sorry :( think positively, though - they're probably all prepping for your big day ;D Congratulations !

lulzmylife 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:11

What's wrong with sitting at home playing video games? That sounds way more fun and entertaining to me than hanging out with a bunch of people getting drunk or...whatever it is people do before weddings.

philitron128 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:14

pewning noobs is way more fun than hanging out with bridesmaids anyways ;)

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