By Anonymous - 17/11/2016 01:29

Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
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Welshite 39

Congratulations, OP. You are now the acting CEO. Go sit in the biggest office you can find and start firing people.

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friedpwnadge 25

...How do they **** up that badly? Just find the nearest position of authority and consult them.

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woodmr13 9

They're probably testing you. Take it upon yourself to figure things out. That should impress them.

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tntscl 4

Just do your part. Suit up, show up on time, be ready to do whatever is required, and let God do the rest.

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tylers52 12

Just sit there and collect your paycheck

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dharmaint 15

Go in. Ask what to do. If no one tells you anything sit in the break room(punch in first) and wait until its take to go home. If no one ever tells you anything then your getting paid for not doing anything. Win win

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bartsj88 6

YDI for not knowing what you got yourself into or speaking up to get that information before you started

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OhPuhleeze 23

I would look at my offer letter more closely. It generally does mention things like what is expected of me and has a name with a number I can call and ask other questions. I would call there and ask for who do I report to... Best of luck with the new job.

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bsshooter 14

contact your hr department

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brendejafulable 41

help yourself and ask.

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goodjoblol 25

lmao dw you're getting paid to do nothing haha just look busy

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momac86 17

Well you could take some initiative and ask

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