Intimacy: Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with... - FML

By Thanksalot - 30/11/2013 05:58 - United States - Edinburg

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Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. My husband is fighting with his dad, who's fighting with his brother-in-law, who's fighting with his wife. The only ones not fighting are my sister-in-law and her boyfriend, who're getting along great on a squeaky mattress in the room next to mine. FML

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By MsGamerLady - 08/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

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Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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traviscool 12

Saturday 30 November 2013 12:00

it could be worse, you could be properly related

vewwe 20

Saturday 30 November 2013 12:03

Maybe it's time for you to go and fight with your sister-in-law and her boyfriend? At least you will get some sleep then

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Fukem3sum 0

Monday 2 December 2013 6:25

OP is ur sister in law hawt

Chiikan 3

Monday 2 December 2013 7:34

They are fighting, on a squeaky mattress in the room next to you.

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:29

That sounds healthy.

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