Miscellaneous: Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat...

By argh - 13/07/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

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By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States

Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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ED much?

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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Weight watcher

By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By Hungrey - 29/05/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By me. - 22/07/2023 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!

enonymous 8

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:26

Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already

Comments

pepsilove_fml 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:34

hahaha that's so funni x) but sorry you have to deal with that :o

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:22

Somehow, I suspect that the OP will have a very confused relationship with food and her body image if she stays with her mum for an extended period of time. Unless you have no choice, OP, DO NOT STAY WITH YOUR MOTHER. You need to retrain her to shut the hell up.

wriptidez 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:26

mental

knights95 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:38

52 ur a douche bag **** sucking gypsy

sataris20 5

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:44

your moms a control freak!! trust your own instincts.

AngelLove251987 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:38

my sister gets this all time and I get the opposite.I just ignore it, you just can't please the parents, doesn't matter what we do, they keep complaining and parents usually worry too much and no one can change that

koe4 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 16:06

maybe when she was eating she was stuffig her face with greasy and fatty foods and when she wasnt eating she was puking it all up.

FairyTales_fml 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 16:29

sigh.. ah mothers :)

raphanne_fml 33

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:39

Wow, your mother is just going to make it worse... smart move! -_-"

bms1996 12

Thursday 14 July 2011 19:25

That's how my mom is with me,except instead of my weight,it's how much I do or don't smile.if I am smiling she thinks I did something and if I'm not she thinks that I'm all depressed.I just can't win with her.