Miscellaneous: Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat...

By argh - 13/07/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML

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By chronic masticator - 21/05/2016 11:51 - United States

Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML

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By caly - 12/11/2018 16:32 - United States

Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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ED much?

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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Weight watcher

By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By Hungrey - 29/05/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I admitted to my parents that I have an eating disorder. Instead of trying to help, my mom stared at me and said, "Duh". FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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Wow, thanks, I'm cured

By me. - 22/07/2023 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I'm bulimic and have been for a few years, and that I needed help. She responded by saying, "Well that's clearly not working for you. Why don't you try anorexia?" She then patted me on the head, smiled, and walked away. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

lol keep telling her it's swimsuit season!

enonymous 8

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:26

Time to buy a one piece with the crotch cut out! I bought mine already

Comments

falconfetus8 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:59

Why don't you just tell her that then?

Life_sucks_13 6

Friday 15 July 2011 0:40

that's what my mom does to me! especially if I lose weight. yet I'm doing so much of diving riding and chasing dogs. I hate when parents do this.

asm101 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:29

I know exactly how u feel my dad says I'm fat and my mom thinks I'm an anorexic

reiu1489 0

Friday 15 July 2011 6:37

Tell her to **** off and let you eat whenever you please to.

reiu1489 0

Friday 15 July 2011 6:37

Tell her to **** off and let you eat whenever you please to.

life2007 0

Friday 15 July 2011 8:00

Holy shit are your mom and my mom related!!!! sympathy

cjgqsmooth 0

Friday 15 July 2011 10:54

wow your mom is very picky... FYL

riceball_4ever 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:08

I know how you feel -_-

KK3137 31

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:46

Sounds a bit like my grandmother: Whenever I come over, she makes a huge meal. If I finish my portion she complains that I'm eating her out of the house, and if I don't finish she says "Well, I spent all this time cooking, so you better eat up!" and then goes on ranting about how she wastes her food and money on me...