Today, I’m testing this submission to see if any moderators actually... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 24/02/2020 04:31

Today, I’m testing this submission to see if any moderators actually give a shit anymore, if this gets published we will have our answer. FML.

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