Work: Today, I'm working an 8-hour shift on less than 3 hours of sleep.... - FML

By mmlncwdr - 14/08/2016 19:08

Today, I'm working an 8-hour shift on less than 3 hours of sleep. In order to stay awake, I chugged 3 Red Bulls. Now I can't feel my face. FML

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mmlncwdr 9

Monday 15 August 2016 21:56

Hey, OP here! I can't believe this got published! These comments are great, I've been laughing for the last 20 mins. So to clear things up a bit, no 8 hours on less than 3 hours of sleep is not that bad, to an adult, I am 16 and have an anxiety disorder. The pills I take make me extremely drowsy, and I also happened to have a three hour practice that same night. I went directly from work to practice so the 3 Red Bulls were necessary. I will not be doing that again in the near future seeing as I could feel my heart beating in my chest all afternoon. And before I go, I did love it?? thanks everyone for the comments!

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PBplusJ 12

Monday 15 August 2016 16:52

But did you grow 3 pairs of wings?

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Monday 15 August 2016 16:50

But... do you love it?

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Datybro 5

Thursday 18 August 2016 6:07

I love love all the redbull is dangerous hype. I worked for a supplement retail and redbull has as much energy as a third of a 5 hour energy shot. So basically op took a very expensive 5 hour.

Slim_Skeeter 6

Tuesday 30 August 2016 19:06

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