Miscellaneous: Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML - FML

By Ahlph - 20/05/2011 04:43

Today, I made it my life goal to own a towel heater. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Robert Herrin - 31/10/2018 13:30

Today, being the man of the house, I decided to work on the car. Long story short, there's a towel in my transmission. FML

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By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 02:09 - United States

Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML

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By abrazama - 02/10/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML

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By TowelSmellsNice - 16/04/2010 12:34 - Malaysia

Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, my mom informed me that my entire family puts their dirty towels on the towel rack in the bathroom instead of the hamper. I've been using their dirty towels after showers for as long as I remember. FML

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By Nelson - 11/04/2022 12:00 - Netherlands

Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML

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By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia

Today, I successfully stopped my hair straightener from falling into a bathtub full of water by grabbing hold of the burning hot plates. FML

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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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babyyappld 7

Friday 20 May 2011 12:04

a towel heater sounds kinda amazing

jennifer93 0

Friday 20 May 2011 12:20

whoa whoa whoa isn't that a little hard to reach? start small, like a washcloth heater :p

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Fmliscrazy 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 10:58

How bout a dryer :)

bigbisawesome 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:52

dude just throw your towel in the dryer to warm it up cuz thats what i do

hellokimmiee 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:15

now you all want a towel heater

ikickyourbutt 9

Friday 15 July 2011 6:31

I WANT ONE TOO!!! Towel heaters are amazing

ronniefitzgerrel 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:46

what the he'll is a towel heater and why the **** would anyone want one lol... that's like saying my life long goal is to buy a sock warmer??? no point at all lol

armyguy111 0

Friday 9 December 2011 4:04

Wow, are you for real? Life goal is to own a towel heater? You need to get a life, that is the most pathetic goal I have ever heard of.

FMLeverydayzz 0

Friday 13 January 2012 15:48

You meen a dryer...

yermomsanus08 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:51

It's called a dryer

iluvmusic8128 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:17

sooomeone needs to get it on!! LOL jk

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 14:25

FML... How...?

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Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML

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Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML

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Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first! Yes, I'm first on the waiting list for the M.A. degree I applied to. FML

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Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

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Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML

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Today, I was awakened at 5:30 a.m. Did my dog need to go out? No. Did my alarm go off? No. My neighbor's asshole cat was on my window AC, scratching at my window, before pissing on the AC and jumping off. If I turn it on, my bedroom will reek of cat piss. The high today will be near 90. FML

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