Staycation
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You need to get out more. D: Go to the park or something.
two words: staycation
Agreed^
Just buy some fancy soaps too.
Try and save some money and treat yourself to a nice vacation
Or you could try breaking the habbit wirh a dare of insanity. Easter bunny is weaæthy and I like lasagne..
Order pizza, it'll be like room service.
Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.
Sit in front of a light, it'll be like sunbathing
Go take a shower. It'll be like the beach.
Go give your neighbor $10 to use his Internet. It'll be like you're at a hotel.
what the hell happened? request some time off, it's tax season so hopefully your boss will understand!
Aw, poor OP, sometimes , it's good to take a break .. Family time :O !! Bring out the board games ! No, I'm talking about a real vacation .
You realize there are no spaces between the end of a word and the punctuation that follows, right? Right?
Your towels must be awesome. That's not an FML.
Hotel towels smell amazing. I wonder if OP is using this FML to brag to their Internet peers. I would. :P
Thats what jobs are for :) yes, they can be hard to find, but just keep looking.
Get a good job get paid good money go on a nice vacation and if u r single u might just find yourself a descent guy and then it all works out... U'll thank me one day ;)
So many grammar and spelling mistakes! You must be new here, read the commenting policy.
Or sexual orientation, for that matter.
Also.. *Than *Hotels *My *Towels To be honest im not sure if that makes sense either way.
I'm* Sorry, it was giving me the evil eye...or "i", rather...
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Order pizza, it'll be like room service.
Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.