Miscellaneous: Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to...

By lovelikewoe - 11/07/2010 01:00 - United States

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the guy I liked how I felt by making him a mix CD. Confident, I gave it to him. After class, I went to the trash can to throw some paper away. I saw my mix CD in the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By scarred4life - 18/01/2009 19:18 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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By Katie - 12/11/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I tried to create the perfect playlist for a road trip. I spent a long while curating it, but when I hit the shuffle button, it started playing a bunch of annoying nursery rhymes. Apparently, I'd accidentally merged my list with my nephew's. FML

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By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By ambled - 24/12/2011 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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Fail_Pig 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:09

Stop trying to be nice to your mother until she appreciates this kind of shit. Then move out. The end.

pebbles93 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:08

yur moms a bitch

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notsofriendly 17

Monday 12 July 2010 0:48

no one likes mix cds from other people that's why we all have ipods on the other hand, throwing seems a little extreme

onnielief 4

Monday 12 July 2010 1:21

Apparently you don't know your mom very well, do you. YDI for being presumptuous.

MoobyTheCow 2

Monday 12 July 2010 4:53

Mix cds? Seriously? That's what 12 year olds do for their "girlfriends." YDI

83pgm 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:41

I disagree. A mix tape (or in this modern age CD) is like a hug: it can be from anybody to anybody.

wiredinvegas 1

Monday 12 July 2010 9:46

different tastes in music. Still, rude to throw it away.

xboxlulz 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:46

In soviet russia, the disk throws you out the window.

paperboat_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:52

LMFAO I LEGIT READ CAT!!

83pgm 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:39

You have a loveing mother...

kaylalay91 0

Friday 16 July 2010 10:33

Wow... You're mom's a bitch... Sorry OP!! :(

Cherryripe25 5

Monday 26 July 2010 15:45

I would hate her...

Link5794 18

Thursday 2 September 2010 16:56

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Same thing different taste

Baby Shark goes on the road

Make it stop, please

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