By Bandking - 17/03/2014 21:48 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I marched in the St. Patrick's day parade. My horn has an inconveniently-placed spit valve that has to be drained frequently. At the end, I discovered every time I emptied it, it would spray all over the front of my pants. I marched an entire parade looking like I pissed my pants. FML
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wildcats909 9

If your city's parade and drinking celebrations were anything like mine - you definitely weren't the only one that pissed your pants

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bjhhjh 20

Just blame it on being drunk! St patricks day eh!

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Brianna_Ray 23

Sureeee it was spit and not piss ;P

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Darkblade21 20

Learn how to empty your spit valve, maybe? I can't imagine a scenario where this could be a legitimate issue.

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chinaski7628 32

Reread the FML. Apparently there was an issue.

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CadentFish47 8

I play it too. The valve is all the way at the end of the slide though so how does the spit end up in your crotch region?

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worldclassrager 39

I know how that is its usually best to clear them before the show and then after the show but if it was that long I can understand your logic I sure hope this wasn't or will be held over you for too long

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energizerbunny23 18

That is gross in so many ways, but will always make for a great story!

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davidpropert 32

"Hey, remember that time on St Patricks day when everyone thought I pissed myself?! That was hilarious!" I dont think OP would want to tell this story...

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Witchylady 17

Next time don't honk your horn especially since you knew it had a problem. YDI

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LisaDay 14

im guessing he was in the marching band, not just carrying around his horn for fun. i was in band in middle school and the horn section would end up emptying their spit all over themselves. Not YDI

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mahughes 19

Do you play french horn the kid in band next to me leaves puddles of spit everyday.

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trossi32 8

I know how you feel. I play the French Horn which produces a lot of spit. I was in a concert once and I accidentally emptied it all over the person next to me.

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tweetypie 18

You must be the one 22 is talking about.

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tatyta 0

Why are people who are NOT from ireland arguing about the name of an Irish Saint? Pretty sure it's not for you to decide what to call him if the name Paddy has been around for decades?

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meli1195 31

Well because we've been taught all our lives from school or tv that it was Patty and no one corrected us but if someone from Ireland says it's paddy, then we stand corrected.

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