Love: Today, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while,... - FML

By ewhy - 23/04/2014 18:37 - United States - Merced

Today, I met a cute guy, and everything went great. After a while, he asked me for my number and I gave it to him. Now he won't stop texting me, asking for pictures of my toes. FML

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ewhy 9

Thursday 24 April 2014 3:22

Hey guys ! OP here. To the people that say he might not be that bad: I'm sorry but I wouldn't be able to keep talking to a person that has a foot fettish, call me shallow but I'm not only about looks. He's cute and all but I wouldn't be able to get past it. I gave him my number exactly to get to know him, this was yesterday. This morning he started with the pictures of toes. The only reason he started with pictures of toes is because he saw my feet in a picture I had sent of the jeans I was wearing earlier. I just stopped texting him, wish me the best! Thanks for the feedback!!

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alexcr344 7

Wednesday 23 April 2014 23:34

So he has foot fetish, you should probably tell him your not interested

greeneyebeauty9 28

Wednesday 23 April 2014 23:40

It irks me so much that people STILL can't tell the difference between you're and your.

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buckeye1 9

Tuesday 17 June 2014 19:35

Kinda creepy if you ask me.

graciehowells 7

Friday 29 August 2014 11:02

Ew toessss

Topsaber 4

Tuesday 4 November 2014 2:59

Dem toes tho

Toolfan11 4

Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:44

There is nothing wrong with him being attracted to your feet, but I understand that the obsessive behavior is a turn off. It could be that he really likes you but wants to know if yours are attractive, especially if he has never seen them. Take a chance! In my experience you will probably enjoy it very much.

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