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By Anonymous - 28/03/2016 20:23 - United States

Today, I met a girl who was just as socially anxious as me. We spent the whole night staring at each other, then quickly looking away when the other person saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 00:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 12:00 - Papua New Guinea - Port Moresby

Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By SuperShy - 06/09/2016 04:29 - United States - Massillon

Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML

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By nikto - 03/06/2011 01:01

Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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Candijpg 17

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:40

try talking to her, people who are socially anxious are usually really cool after they are more comfortable with you

darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:53

Perfect for each other. Lol.

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Candijpg 17

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:40

try talking to her, people who are socially anxious are usually really cool after they are more comfortable with you

pyronexus 12

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:09

The problem with that is actually being able to talk to the person in the first place. For me I can't just start talking to someone like that. Not unless I have a mutual friend introduce and be a kind of buffer

kalenedog 11

Tuesday 29 March 2016 23:46

so true :o

CryoticShell 14

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:57

It's almost as if that's the problem.....

aimbug 42

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:42

You guys could have an intense staring contest?

ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:44

It must be true love.

GokuSS400 18

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:50

This reminds me of those stereotype Japanese dating sims……except in this case both of you are the tsundere girl pining for Senpai!!

darshini_ii 24

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:53

Perfect for each other. Lol.

cleaachelseaa 16

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:55

that is kind of cute, hope it goes well !

unholyswiss 19

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:56

That's mostly how one of my relationships began, until we finally chatted after a few weeks of back and forth, so chin up op it's not over quite yet.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Tuesday 29 March 2016 11:19

Hope you still had a good time OP..

CaptMacLeod 45

Tuesday 29 March 2016 12:25

It may have been quiet, but nobody ran screaming. Make a second date, exchange glances and expressions. Once you both get past "hi" things should pick up. It really sounds cute.