By lifeguardlechery - 14/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML
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lifeguardlechery 0

To be fair, I did scream "OMG NO! GTF OFFAME!" at the time. It's just that there was no one around but him and me to hear it (it was really early). After that point in time he switched to verbal sexual harassment. =_=

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takeapieandrun 9

How is your life F'd? The way I see it, you cam file for sexual harassment and get compensation.

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glambert1998 0

he is what i call a manho

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FireBug24_7 0

Wow, what pool do YOU work at?! I like lifeguarding, except when the whales beach themselves at the pool......... FYL working with a dick for brains!

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Ryan55 0

agreed. it's worse tho when the whales not only beach themselves, but also decide to show extra skin by wearing speedos, or removing the straps from their upper bathing suit.

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husky88 1

or extremely skinny kids taking pictures of themselves without a shirt on.

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perdix 29

He was probably recruiting you for a threesome. If you are in bathing suits, you can get a good idea of the package he's sporting. The fact you are writing this to FML and not Penthouse Letters means he must have a tiny dick.

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DineshKarthikesu 0

YDI for not being in the kitchen.

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alienc 0

x.x bad luck OP, sounds like he got the wrong ideas. that or the wife and the husband pulled a prank on you.

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lucidlucia 0

You should go to your boss, not a co-worker. Sexual harassment is very serious. So now you've got a creepy guy who won't leave you alone and his clueless wife now thinks you're trying to steal her husband.

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