By lifeguardlechery - 14/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I met a new guy at work who would not stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me he was her husband. FML
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lifeguardlechery 0

To be fair, I did scream "OMG NO! GTF OFFAME!" at the time. It's just that there was no one around but him and me to hear it (it was really early). After that point in time he switched to verbal sexual harassment. =_=

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takeapieandrun 9

How is your life F'd? The way I see it, you cam file for sexual harassment and get compensation.

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meanmachine511 0

at least she knows and you got a kreep away from you

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lifeguardlechery 0

I yelled at him not to touch me, told him I had a boyfriend and that I wasn't interested in him, then (albeit unknowingly) I told his wife about it afterwards. How is that leading him on?

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Shadenfreude_613 0

Sue his ass for sexual assault.

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Inspired22 11

Aww, a rough day for both you ladies! What a creep!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

more like FHL

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massivelyskilled 0

LOL it's not **** YOUR life, but **** HIS life. You shouldn't even worry about it at all, god damnit. Sometimes you just have to DONT CARE. How would you even know? I dont see the problem here

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