By anonymous - 02/09/2012 22:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML
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flockz 19

did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?

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SeniorHaG 4

That's nasty... But at least she tried...? >.>

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mhopper 13

Sounds like a keeper!

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Maybe you shouldn't have kissed her after she called you "a spork on legs"

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a_commenter 3

You mean that wasn't a compliment? I would be honoured to be compared to the gorgeous yet unnecessary piece of cutlery that is the spork

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Why would you kiss her after she called you "a spork on legs"? Just curious... #15 beat me to it -.-

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jenniiienyc 5

Wow. I've never considered insulting someone with the word spork, but I'm going to start. I like it.

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red225 14

This is a reason why people don't kiss and tell.

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GigiMcGee 9

More like a reason why you don't kiss a drunk who called you a spork.

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perdix 29

When you have a big, white head, you don't draw attention to it by getting a spiky haircut.

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JimSweatshirt 6

Thumb me down but i don't get it. Sorry perdix outta respect

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JimSweatshirt 6

Ohhhhhhhhhhh i ger it now. Sorry I'm drunk so it took me a little to get it

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SystemofaBlink41 27

126- wow you even punctuated correctly!

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jizzwold 21

I've been huffing jenkem all day and I got it. On a related note have you guys noticed that the color yellow tastes like a ringing noise?

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SupaHotFire 4

So it was that kind of party? ;) lol

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janeska1231 1

That goes to show u. U can find love in the club. LMAO

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Crankenstein_92 4

A spork on legs? I think she's into you man.

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RinaOfTheDead 0

It's a common compliment nowadays, OP should really get hip with it. Also vomiting in the mouth automatically means she wants sex.

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