By anonymous - 02/09/2012 22:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML
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flockz 19

did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?

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DarkMarkInTheSky 9

A spork on legs? What is that supposed to mean anyway? Can't tell if that's a good thing or...

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Lycanian 3

Hey guys, come on. OP may me into that kinda stuff, who knows.

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iloveryan052710 8

Obviously not since he put it on the FML site..

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sporks are the transvestites of the utensil world. Does that mean you look like a transvestite on legs?

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isis_morrigan 18

As opposed to a transvestite on what? Wheels?

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coolwhatever124 3

At least you got a kiss from a cute girl, right?

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

And vomit in his mouth, at least.

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