By anonymous - 02/09/2012 22:31 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I met a really cute girl at a club. At first, she told me I was cute. Then, she slurred that I look like "a spork on legs." Then she sprayed the inside of my mouth with vomit as she kissed me. FML
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flockz 19

did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?

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LuckyLynx7732 5

And the lesson here is a little bit of alcohol can be a good thing, but too much can scar you for life.

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JimSweatshirt 6

Mmmmm yummm you lucky son of a fork and spoon you

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supportcommand 17

Share a bottle of mouthwash and grab a hotel. Just don't kiss her if you think she might spew.

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rinSa_fml 0

Still a better love story than Twilight

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awkward_gothlady 32

Wow. That's a whole new kind of trashy there.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

What was your first clue that this would happen? Spork on legs? Slurring? Being called cute? Walking into a club? YDI

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bryan788 29

If she is cute and you look like a spork, yet she is still kissing you, use some Scope and make yourself a regret for her in the morning.

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