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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 15:48 - United States - Nashville

Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Grossed out - 21/11/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By SisterOfTard - 10/11/2014 16:31 - United States - Florence

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By lizownsvirgy - 07/07/2011 19:49 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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racerapj 10

Friday 17 February 2012 0:39

Wincest?

CobraKitNu 7

Friday 17 February 2012 0:39

..Wincest?

Comments

aerogxt 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:57

Sounds like the time my sister stayed the night at the hotel with me....mmm memories

ROSEisAmazing01 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:57

Um. Ew?

aron666 25

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:35

um, he just loves you OP, maybe a little too much?

_spazziee 6

Sunday 19 February 2012 2:18

I'd have to say he loves you to much after the first meet and greet.

FailAllDay247 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 3:53

Did he then rub your thigh?

sammyluvspugs 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:05

That should make Thanksgiving awkward...

nani_rox 9

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:22

That is ******* nasty...

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Sunday 19 February 2012 20:52

That's not brotherly love... O.o

tyquavious 0

Monday 20 February 2012 1:10

That must mean you're really hot;)

kirbeaar 19

Monday 20 February 2012 8:44

I have a cousin like that, I feel for you. That is just gross.

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