By heightdifference - 28/11/2013 16:34 - United States - Memphis

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
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raww77 12

ask him if he could if he could get u free presents from Santa first.

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dainy128 7

I hope he knows it's like a 50/50 chance your kids aren't little people.

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imdabess 9

that sounds strangely romantic. not an fml in a good way ^^

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YeahBuddy4322 9

Dude, I just had to go wrestle a bear. Too regain my manliness of course

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worldclassrager 39

If you talked to him for two years at least give him a chance...

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wunderbar1 9

Hey, that makes him closer to her um... Hips! Look at the bright side haha :)

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Cheez_Mastah 10

As a 6'6" guy: helloooooooo.....

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monique21 8

While the pickup line was cute, he must've not done his research. His chances are still 50/50. Same odds as with a woman with dwarfism.

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glitterkuro 18

Y'all are assuming that he Catfished her or that it was a real shock. It could be that she knew full well about his height and just isn't that concerned about it because she liked him.

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